fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

omgthatdress:

Afternoon Dress

Jeanne Paquin, 1906-1908

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

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Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

kai-the-rainbowchild:

50shadesofpitchblack:

awkward-and-brave:

missdoodle:

fallen-intoshadows:

hundred-acre-goods:

urumera-chan:

YESS

{Ohhhhhhh goooooood nooooooooo}

Ok, this looks like an article from a teen-bop magazine, and we all know how reliable those actually are….they aren’t. So, in light of this, I would like to bring up a major, MAJOR point: 

DREAMWORKS AND DISNEY ARE RIVALS!!!! They are not going to get together because fans of this pairing just love it, they have their own agenda in mind. Everything about them is different anyway. Disney does Disney princesses and Dreamworks does not. They’re just different companies and this is just an insult for what they do and what people will reduce them to. 

"We’re the fans, so we must influence what they make!" WRONG. They do what they want. Yes, they do keep the public audience in mind when creating their movies, but they make what they want to make. 

Another point that I would like to bring up is that I don’t see that this pairing would actually work. If you ship them together, great, whatever, I don’t care (until this shit happens), but it just seems like a weird pairing. 

Jack Frost has been ignored for 300 years, but he learned how to have fun with what he had. After the events of RoTG, Jack is now not only in a position that he has a new family, but now he can be seen. For being ignored for over 300 years, I don’t think he would be looking for a romantic relationship. He would just want a friend/new family member. Plus, only children can see Jack, Elsa is in her twenties, so no.

Elsa is sort of in the same boat, if not a more traumatizing one. She has grown up pretty much her whole life in fear of people and of her own sister. Afraid that she’d be shunned by them or that she would unintentionally hurt someone. At the end of Frozen, you can still see that fear and uncertainty in her eyes. Yes, she not a prisoner in her home and her sister and her are friends, but there’s still a lot of trust that has to be built. She’s going to be hesitant around someone new, even more so if this person was invisible to everyone else but her. Heck, they’d probably think she had made a ‘friend’ when she was hiding away. So for Elsa, it’s the need to make a connection with her sister more than with a spirit. 

One last thing: the reasoning behind the Jack and Elsa ship, at least the reason for why they are in a relationship. 

They can make ice and snow…..

Really?

That’s it?

That’s all you need to have a relationship? No. There needs to have relationship built, not “Hey you can make ice too!? Lets fuck!” NO. Even if there are fanfictions out there that have this building of a relation, the fact that this ship even exists because they can make ice is a bad base for a relationship. 

If you ship it, fine, more power to you. But when I’m forced to see articles like this and people taking them so seriously that it has to be something that everyone has to love, I get pissed. 

They won’t make a cross over movie like this, this pairing makes no sense, and the characters have their own hardship to go through before a relationship should be forced onto them.

^^^^^^

Reblogging again for the commentary!!

anyone know if there’s any English Pokemon special translators anymore? the last ch I ever saw was 457, and I know the manga haven’t took a break, being it also been a year, and it’s up to ch492 in Spanish I believe. 

I want to know what happens, and I have a colouring blog for pgs :<

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(Source: dovga.com)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg)

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon